1) Rain
2) Wind
3) Cars
4) Buses
Another classic quote from Mark within the first 10 miles of today’s ride with UOBCC.
However before I get on to the report I would like to ask your indulgence for a bit of advice to any car drivers reading this about passing cyclists when the roads are wet and its raining. We are not taking up the road, although we do have as much right to be on them as you do, we are simply avoiding the gutter where the water is deep hiding all sorts of hazards that can cause not only punctures but much worse. We are also avoiding any road markings that are extremely slippy when wet as we do not want to fall in to traffic. Please have a care as yo pass and by the way blasting your horn only makes us jump at which point we are more likely to suddenly pull out wider into the road.
Right public service over now on to the report. I suppose the report should start at the beginning which was actually about 8:30am when I received a message from Mark saying that the forcast was for high winds and heavy showers and were we still going. I replied saying in that case we would keep to the plan of heading to Gargrave via Colne but would keep off the tops where possible. Ok sorted so still meeting at the Uni for a 10am start.
So we met at just before 10am and found that the weather was not the nicest and there was only the 4 of us Mark, Andrew, Taras and myself who set off towards Keighley in the wet and wind. The initial part of the ride was uneventful other than the weather and we quite happily chatted as we went along about rides we were intending on doing in the future. As we got to Saltaire we realized that the weather was not improving but carried along in our merry way at a decent pace. Our first incident occurred at Crossflatts where we were passed by a bus so close as to nearly knock us off our bikes, yes we were 2 abreast, but the road is wide and we were also travelling at about 20mph. Taras moved ahead and as we passed the bus he offered the driver some constructive advice about cyclists as he passed, the driver must not have heard him correctly or disagreed with some of this advice as he left his door open so he could talk to us as he passed us again. Fortunately, he was a right fat git and would have found it difficult to get out of his cab in a hurry to stress his point, so we went once more along our merry way.
We got through Keighley avoiding all the raised iron works on Hard Ings road that had caused us that much hassle last week. Then we got out onto the open roads more as we descended towards Steeton and Eastburn in a head wind, and then turned up at Crosshills towards Cowling and then over to Laneshawbridge. This is Andrews favorite road as the last time he was on it he was almost taken out by an Audi driver. Taras, thought it was just black Audis that were the problem but we informed him that we had more problems with white ones. When we got up to the tops I noticed that the the wind was finally behind us and this meant a great downhill freewheel into Laneshawbridge, this was brilliant but for 2 things the amount of spray coming up from the roads and then a huge truck coming the other way that created a huge wall of water and wind that nearly brought us to a complete stop. After this we were now officially soaked through and I started to think about cutting the ride shorter by avoiding Gargrave and then heading straight to Skipton. This idea was confirmed as we travelled towards Earby and the rain and wind got even worse.
As we approached Earby we saw a few “”Caution Cyclists” signs and saw a couple of riders with numbers, we found out that it was Barnoldswick Triathlon, which put us in a mind that we really were “Hard Core” cyclists seeing as we were under no obligation to do this ride other than for the “enjoyment” of it. As we passed through Earby and then Thornton we passed more competitors, apologies at this point but I did notice that one had dropped their pump on a hill but I saw it too late and did not want to go back down to collect it, also when we passed Earby the marshals for the race thought we were competing and were shouting for our numbers. Once passed Thornton in Craven we said goodbye to the racers and decided to definatley miss Gargrave and head straight to Skipton and something warm to eat and drink. This we did with all haste as the weather was once again deteriorating and we were already soaked through. Morrisons here we come!!!
I must apologise at this point to both the staff and patrons of the supermarket and especially to anyone who sat in the seats we occupied whilst there. Taras and Mark ordered full breakfasts and coffees whilst I made due with a bacon sandwich. Removing gloves coats and helmets was fun and we left a puddle by our table. Whilst ordering Taras noticed that we were in one of the coldest parts of the cafe so we moved to a slightly warmer place therefore creating 2 puddles in the cafe. Andrew made do with a hot drink and a doughnut and flapjack. My butty turned up first and by the time I had finished it the others food had not arrived so I ordered another. Taras had also at this point obtained most of the serviettes to help him dry out his feet and some of the puddles around us, and then used an old trick of putting carrier bags on his feet to keep them dry for the ride home. I have to say that it really was an effort setting off again for all of us. Once we had got past all the traffic lights in Skipton we got our heads down and pushed it back towards Keighley into an even stronger headwind which at one point blew me straight in to the middle of the road.
As we approached Bingley we got once again into busier roads and were frequently hooted at by drivers, see initial part of the report, and I must admit to getting a bit miffed with this especially as I had just gone through East Riddlesden and at a set of traffic lights pulled up behind Andrew by a taxi and as the lights turned green the taxi then let me know that he was not going straight ahead by indicating left so I stopped, remember I am cold wet and clipped in at which point the taxi realised I was behind him and then stopped in the middle of the road, like I am going to pass on the inside of a car who is turning left. So I let the driver know my disapproval in no uncertain terms.
After Bingley we started to say our goodbyes as Mark and Andrew were going to turn off at Saltaire whilst Taras and I would continue to Bradford, however just before the roundabout I has to make a pit stop and told Taras I would catch him up. This was not to be as every chuffin light was against me so I made my own way back to the Uni.
It really was an epic, enjoyable ride if shortened from our original plan and it seems we have another jinxed ride to complete similar to the Cow and Calf ride that took 5 attempts to complete. Just a note to the riders who were with us last week, today was wetter and colder than last Sunday. Even though I was wet and cold I found that when I got into my car to drive home I was totally buzzing.
I will finish this report with a final comment, their definatley is something about Audi drivers as, as I was driving home one was right over the central line coming towards me avoiding the puddles in the edge of the road and forced me almost on to the verge to avoid him.
I will not be leading the long rides over the next month as UOBCC will be running “May the Cycling Begin” a series of beginner sessions aimed at getting people out on their bikes. There will be reports of these rides on this blog.
